Let’s face it. Everyone has an opinion about music (but only our opinion is right). And what we’re not sure about? Why on Earth these singers are so famous. We have no clue why any of these people are worth a listen or why they have hoards of fans. WTH, America.

Meghan Trainor

Okay, Meghan Trainor’s certainly cute and bubbly. As a person we sort of like her. But good lord, why is this woman everywhere? If we have to listen to “All About That Bass” one more time, we’ll snap. Perhaps with better songwriters she’d be worth a listen but no. Her voice feels like it was scientifically engineered to grind up our ear drums.