8. Cristiano Ronaldo
Depending on your perspective, Ronaldo is either the best soccer player on the planet, equal to the best soccer player on the planet, or a shade behind the best soccer player on the planet. His only true rival for supremacy is Leo Messi, but when it comes to looks, Ronaldo has Messi beat on every level. Thankfully, he fixed his teeth, because they were what the Brits would call a ‘Right horror show.’ What a difference a good set of even teeth make.